SNL Target Skits

you know the ones I'm talking about, right?

Well, because of those skits, I can never make it through the check-out line w/out laughing. Out loud. What is with all the checkers at every Target?

So today, the lady is talking to Kelly. Then she tells me she has 1yr old twin granddaughters. (Ahh, nice.) Then she tells me that she's in the process of teaching them how to whistle. (uh, ok?) Apparently she taught HER daughter how to whistle at the age of 1. Did you know that people everywhere were AMAZED?! They were. She also taught her daughter how to swim at 18 months. Did you know people at the pool would often freak out that her baby was going to fall in? And that she'd laugh and say "jump in, sweetie!" and she would?! And she'd totally swim?! She did. I think she may be winning grandmother of the year because she's also signing her granddaughters up for tap dance lessons once they're walking. Why, you ask? Because her neice started tap dancing at the age of 1 and she's now 30 and is an AMAZING tap dancer.


ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KYLE!!! (pictures of the festivities to come later)