Look for me on TMZ

because I might very well be in some pictures along with this guy:

I took the kids to Fo Fo Figgily's today. It's a glorified Chuck E Cheese w/no games or tokens, just play equipment. It's awesome! Anyway, Mark Wahlberg was there with his wife(?) and kids. He totally brushed up against my butt at one point. I let him. That's the price I pay for looking this good. Anyway, after 2 hours under the same roof as this guy (and Kelly playing basketball with his son for 20 minutes) we all decided to leave. Ok, maybe it was just coincidence that we all left at the same time, but whatever. But as soon as we all walked out the door, there were several paparazzi sitting in the bushes across the parking lot from us. Can't a girl just spend some time with her kids without the cameras, people?! I played it cool and acted like it was Marky Mark they were interested in, though. I'm a giver, what can I say?

In other news, I totally got a ticket 15 minutes later for talking on my cell phone while driving. I tried using my headset, but it was dead. And seriously, this was an EMERGENCY! Like I could just WAIT to call my bff Char and tell her about my encounter with the leader of the Funky Bunch? Honestly. At least the police officer got a few chuckles out of the many random questions Kyle and Lukas kept asking him. I think in the end they were a little disappointed I didn't get taken away in handcuffs.